Heard you got a little muffin,
Time to start the lovin.
Congratulations on the new life,
You’ve upgraded from being a wife.
Now that you’re a mother,
There’s a lot that will become a bother.
From the late late nights,
To constant crying and potty cleaning sights.
I don’t have any experience in this field,
So I can’t give any tips or ideas for you to wield.
But you’ll figure it all out, you’re a karate expert and an ex-Emirati,
And if that doesn’t suffice, just remember, you are a Chouefati.
Much Love,
Panda – July 16th, 2019